Madonna Accuses Guy Ritchie Of Being 'Cruel and Verbally-Abusive'

As was recently reported, Madonna and Guy Ritchie have officially split up and will be getting divorced and things are already getting down and dirty.

Now Madonna is accusing her soon-to-be-ex of being "cruel and verbally-abusive" claiming "Guy said I looked like a granny."

Ummmmmm, you do!!! Since when is the truth verbal abuse, you old has-been?

Madonna is building an extraordinary divorce case against Guy Ritchie, claiming he was a cruel and verbally-abusive husband who would belittle and ridicule her in front of others.

Lawyers for the singer, who was widely believed to be the dominant partner in the marriage, are putting together a dossier of incidents.

They include allegations that he told her she 'looked like a granny' on stage compared with her younger backing dancers. He is also alleged to have declared that she could not act, and was 'past it' after she turned 50.

Again, there is that truth thing, although he was being kind if the incident is true because Madonna seemed washed out when she hit 40 and she never could act worth a damn.

Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage.

Madonna....sweetie, it isn't Guy's words that made you feel that way, it the fact that you are worthless, unattractive, unfeminine and insecure.

Poor thing is mistaking truth and her own feelings with Ritchie's honest remarks, if he said them.

So, let us add a touch of paranoia and mental health to her list of problems.

Popeater has a great photo gallery of Madonna with her long,long,long,long, list of men over the years, giving me yet another image of her as a man-eating, slut, whore from hell that sucks the blood out of every man she sleeps with.

Hey A-Rod..... your turn if you are not careful!!!!!



Guy Ritchie's father calls Madonna "beastly"...hehe, very appropriate.

Let us take those "hurtful" words one at a time.

She said Guy made her feel "worthless":



CHECK!!!!

Unattractive:




CHECK!!!!

Unfeminine:



CHECK!!!!

Insecure:



CHECK!!!!


I seriously don't know how Guy Ritchie stayed with her for so many years but if I were him I would be saying "good riddance to bad rubbish."

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Splitsville For David Duchovny and Téa Leoni

After actor David Duchovny's stint in a sex rehab for sex addition (is there such a thing?), it seems that actress Téa Leoni and Duchovny have split up.

11 years, 2 children and it is being reported by The Daily Mail that it wasn't Duchovny's sexual problems that were the cause of the relationship's demise, nope... it seems Leoni is involved with Billy Bob Thornton, actor and musician who has been married previously 5 times, one of which was to Angelina Jolie.

It was not his 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.

Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie.

(Bill Bob Thornton)

She didn't have the brains to delete the texts?

In a statement from Leoni and Duchovny, the couple explains they have been separated for months:

"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months," according to the statement. "The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."



People Magazine reports:

The actor voluntarily entered rehab last summer "for the treatment of sex addiction," he said in a statement issued in August.

Earlier this month, Duchnovny had "successfully completed the rehab program," his lawyer said. Duchovny was then spotted with Leoni at the Czech Street Festival in Manhattan.

Ok, now that we have reported the split, lets get back to this sex addiction thing... what?

If they are doing it right, shouldn't it be addictive? What exactly is wrong with being addicted to sex? Better than heroine or coke isn't it?

What exactly is the problem that would have Leoni tell him to get help?

When Duchnovny went into sex rehab, according to Fox News, it wasn't because of some affair caused by his "sex addiction", so what was he doing? Watching porn? Jerking off? Did he have kinky proclivities that Leoni couldn't handle?

What exactly was the problem?

Word is the couple split before his stint in rehab and waited until he successfully completed it before announcing the breakup.

Will we hear the dirty details in the divorce or will they amicably handle this matter without us finding out exactly what the "sex" problem entailed?

Things that make me go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Madonna And Guy Ritchie To Divorce

(Madonna and Guy Ritchie)
Knew this was coming, why would Guy stay with a classless, tasteless, childish, over-the-hill has been like her?

New York Post, People, Daily Mail and many others are reporting the split everyone knew was coming, has come.

After seven-and-a-half years of a troubled, dysfunctional marriage the Madonna and Guy Ritchie are finally splitting up.... how he lasted all those years with her I will never know.

In a statement emailed to the Associated Press by Liz Rosenberg and co-signed by Ritchie's representative, it says, "Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time."

Yeah, that will happen!!

"The judgment of the court would be to try and assess what they came in with and divide what they built up fairly equally," said David Allison, a lawyer with Family Law in Partnership, a London firm, told the AP.

The New York Post reports the divorce will occur in London since that is where the couple have their primary residence and the settlement will be in the multi-million category.

The British paper said the 50-year-old singer wanted to wait to announce the pair's split until after her global "Sticky and Sweet" tour.

But their fighting got so bad that Ritchie, 40, just wanted out, and Madonna finally agreed, the tabloid said.

The pair has three children between them: Lourdes, 12, Madonna's daughter from her relationship with actor and personal trainer Carlos Leon; and Ritchie and Madonna's sons, Rocco, 8, and David, 2.

The pair has bitterly fought over everything from their kids to where they should live: the United States or England, sources said.

After failing to appear at her New York premiere of a comedy Madonna directed, "Filth and Wisdom," the rumor started again, but now it is official, Ritchie will be on the market again soon and Madonna will be.... well, Madonna-on-the-hunt, unless she has already found her next victim to suck the life out of, which has been rumored to be Yankee star Alex Rodriguez aka A-Rod.

(Madonna, A-Rod)

Remember there were rumors, then they were spotted at a dinner together in early October where a source said "They seemed very close."

A-Rod and his wife split earlier this year.

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