Friday, November 28, 2008

Rosie Live TANKS

Thanksgiving Eve, Rosie Live had it's first and probably last show on NBC and by all accounts the show tanked bigtime.

Ratings has it matching ABC's recently canceled "Pushing Daisies" as the night's lowest-rated program on a major broadcast network.

LA Times asks "Rosie O'Donnell's 'Rosie Live': What was she thinking?'"

The show was so bad that the appearance of Liza Minnelli, Harry Connick Jr., Alec Baldwin, Conan O’Brien, Jane Krakowski, Clay Aiken, Rachel Ray, Kathy Griffin and Gloria Estefan making, couldn't even make it better.

One Rosie fan, the writer of the LA Times' piece, had a funny quote about it when they said "To be fair, not everything on the show fell as flat as a turkey at a Sarah Palin picnic, or whatever the line was—yes, there was a Sarah Palin joke but Rosie was in a policeman’s costume at this point and I had my fingers in my ears."

“Rosie Live” may enter the realm of unsolved mysteries, along with the fate of Amelia Earhart and the design team of the pyramids. O’Donnell was clearly attempting to recapture the uplifting unapologetic wonder of the big Broadway musical and the television variety show. But having a bunch of talented guests does not a terrific show make—you have to actually give them something interesting to do. Otherwise you're left with, well, a rubber turkey.


TV Guides' piece on the Rosie Live show calls it a "ghastly ego trip", which from all accounts, sounds about right.

If the TV variety format weren't already dead, the ghastly ego trip of NBC's Thanksgiving-eve turkey Rosie Live would surely have killed it. Like the pie Alec Baldwin predictably pushed into Conan O'Brien's face that fell to the floor without sticking, the entire hour landed with a sickening, sad, ill-conceived thud. It felt like an off night at America's Got Talent, bookended by wobbly appearances from Liza Minnelli and Gloria Estefan, each forced to perform with the caterwauling host, Rosie O'Donnell.

The low point? There were so many. I ran to the kitchen to see how our sweet-potato casserole was progressing so I could escape Jane Krakowski's career-low stripper-ish ode to product placement, warbling new lyrics to Gypsy's "You Gotta Get a Gimmick" that listed all the giveaways the live audience would get, everything from a Vudu player to White Castle hamburgers and Crest Whitestrips (probably not a bad idea after gorging on those stomach bombs). But even that was a treat compared to Clay Aiken, arriving in his Spamalot costume, engaging in who-loves-who-more banter with Rosie, coyly dancing around the gay issue. "We're both Gayyy-briel Byrne fans," Rosie sorta joked.

Kathy Griffin bombed in a Nancy Grace-less impersonation. Rosie's opening monologue, larded with fat and boob jokes, stank of mothballs. Dancing boys wore food costumes and children were trotted out every so often in an attempt to make things appear wholesome. Harry Connick Jr., pitching his new Christmas CD in a Santa hat, didn't even get to complete a full number without Rosie intruding. And there were a handful of so-so novelty and musical acts, a la Ed Sullivan. But this wasn't a really big show. It was a really big bomb, an embarrassment and a pathetic eulogy for a form of TV that, like Rosie-the-eternal-fan, I grew up loving and still miss.


New York Times refers to it as "Hokey" and those are some of the better reviews.

More at The Live Feed.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Britney Spear's Son Recovering in Hospital

Britney with Jayden James Pictures, Images and Photos

Yesterday Britney Spear's son, Jayden James, was rushed to the hospital after a supposed seizure. However, TMZ has verified that little Jayden did not suffer from a seizure but rather a reaction to something he ate. He is reported to be doing fine. Britney has attempted to get a hold of K-fed to let him know how the little squirt is doing, but he cannot be contacted.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Author Michael Crichton Dies

(Michael Crichton)

Jurassic Park and The Andromeda Strain were just two of many excellent pieces of work that author Michael Crichton was responsible for creating.

It is a sad day for readers and fans of his because Michael Crichton has died at the age of 66 after a private battle with cancer.

Despite his illness, a statement on MichaelCrichton.net said Crichton died "unexpectedly" in Los Angeles.

The "in memoriam" posting added: "While the world knew him as a great storyteller that challenged our preconceived notions about the world around us -- and entertained us all while doing so -- his wife Sherri, daughter Taylor, family and friends knew Michael Crichton as a devoted husband, loving father and generous friend who inspired each of us to strive to see the wonders of our world through new eyes. He did this with a wry sense of humor that those who were privileged to know him personally will never forget.

"Through his books, Michael Crichton served as an inspiration to students of all ages, challenged scientists in many fields, and illuminated the mysteries of the world in a way we could all understand.

"He will be profoundly missed by those whose lives he touched, but he leaves behind the greatest gifts of a thirst for knowledge, the desire to understand, and the wisdom to use our minds to better our world.

"Michael's family respectfully asks for privacy during this difficult time. A private funeral service is expected, but no further details will be released to the public."


Our thoughts and sympathy go out to his family and friends.

RIP

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Jensen Ackles- One Hot Ham



Two Thursday's ago on supernatural we fans were treated to dream boat Jensen Ackles giving a performance of "Eye of the Tiger."

Enjoy!