Jessica Honey It Is Called A Razor, Learn To Use It

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H/T IDon'tLikeYouInThatway.... Jessica Alba, low riding jeans and bush showing above the top.

Shave or don't shave... some choose to do so and some don't but if you are going to choose to grow a jungle down there, wear higher riding pants or a shirt that covers it up.

If you are going to be wearing low riders, then here is a hint for you!!!



They are disposable, they are cheap, they are called RAZORS---- learn to use them.

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Britney Spears: I'm a smart person, what the hell was I thinking?"

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Britney Spears speaks candidly on a documentary which will air on November 30, 2008 on MTV.

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Spears issues a statement to MTV about the upcoming documentary:

"So much has gone on over the last couple of years and there's a lot that people don't know about me that I want them to know. I wanted to make this film because I started to feel like I wasn't being seen in the light that I wanted to be seen in. This is an opportunity to set the record straight and talk about what I've been through and where I'm headed."

A preview of what this documentary will entail can be found in her comment "I sit there and I look back. I'm a smart person, what the hell was I thinking?"

Quite often I have said that with the press hounding her every move during the worst moments, I was surprised she was able to get a handle on her problems and even attempt to straighten out her life. It is hard for most people to turn their life around when not in the spotlight, it has to be extremely hard to do it in front of millions of people.

Kudos to Britney!

More at People Magazine.

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Hugh Hefner's New 19 Year-old Twin Toys

Kristina and Karissa Shannon, twins, are the new replacement toys for Hugh Hefner who recent news says has split with former girl toy Holly Madison.

Gotta give it to the 82 year-old Hefner, he certainly can pick beauty and this time he has his hands full with double trouble considering TMZ shows us these two beauties have a checkered history.

Turns out Hef's 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) -- who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion -- were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.

Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Atta girl!

Egotastic reports Kristina and Karissa have already appeared in Playboy and might be featured in the next season of Girls Next Door.

Fox News's Pop Tarts reports that Madison is still living at the Holmby Hills mansion.

"She’s putting plans in place to move out, and she still hangs out with Hef at movie night and things like that, but she doesn’t sit next to him anymore," said our source, adding that Holly will most likely leave her job in art direction at Playboy when she eventually moves out.

Another source said that the breakup wasn't bitter and that no matter what, Holly and Hef will always remain the best of buddies.

Just one big happy family? Or should we say one big dysfunctional family?

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Lindsay Lohan wants Deposition Kept Private

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In today's YouTube world, Lindsay Lohan wants to be sure her court deposition in her girlfriend Samantha Ronson's case is kept private and is filing a motion to keep it from being videotaped, according to TMZ.

Quick catch-up: Samantha Ronson is suing her former lawyer, Martin Garbus, for malpractice after she lost a defamation case against blogger Perez Hilton -- who claimed Lohan's 2007 coke bust was all her fault.

Lohan is now being called to testify by SamRo's former attorney, but she is demanding her deposition not be videotaped. In a motion filed yesterday, Lindsay says she is worried because Garbus intends to question her "about the details of the drugs allegedly found in the car and of her alleged romantic relationship with Ronson."

LiLo fears if the tape is released it will hit the Internet big time (who, us?) and cause her "unwarranted annoyance, embarrassment, oppression, undue burden and expense."

TMZ also links to the 14 page PDF file of the court documents, found here.

From those Documents:

NOTICE OF MOTION AND MOTION FOR A PROTECTIVE ORDER PROHIBITING THE VIDEOTAPING OF THE DEPOSITION OF LINDSAY LOHAN, SECURING THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THE DEPOSITION, AND INSTITUTING PROCEDURES THAT THE PARTIES MUST FOLLOW

Page two through three states the reasoning behind the request.

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